Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Things I never thought I would have to say...


Have you every had a parenting moment that borders on absurd? I've been thinking about some of the things that have come out of my mouth that I never would have imagined having to say before kids:
Hey! Check your quarter staffs at the door!
That's why I said no millipedes in the car.
Don't lick my neck, it's something that's just wrong, I don't care if it tastes good.
You change your underwear every day, right? You do, don't you? (ringing silence)

1 comment:

michael said...

Michael never thought he would have to say "don't hunt cockroaches in a dark parking lot in Los Vegas" before he married me.