Tuesday, November 11, 2008

A Loving Tribute from my Aunt/Nextdoor Neighbor

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My Aunt posted this lovely photo of me from our Elder's Quorum murder mystery night a couple of weeks ago. I had a fabulous time tapping into my inner strumpet-tart-scarlet woman-crazy ex-wife. She included this touching, emotional tribute:

"I have this neighbor that a lot of people seem to admire and look up to. I think it is time to set the record straight. I mean sure, she looks wonderful when she shows up at church, together, nicely dressed, with a swarm of little boys all in their white shirts and ties, behaving respectably (mostly) while the talks are going on.

But what most people DON'T know is that they have a chicken killing dog (our poor innocent little chickens!) who leaves their lawn clean while leaving little "presents" on ours, they leave hazardous objects on their driveway that kids (mine) can break their arms on, there's trails on our lawn made by the aforementioned horde of little boys (and dog), that big strong husband of hers breaks trampolines (ours), and they are always "borrowing" stuff that they seem to have run out of. I caught a picture of the real Earlgirl, here included, so that people no longer need be decieved.

If she tries to tell you that we killed her dog, flooded their home, broke her kid's arm, or borrow their stuff all the time too, it's just the kind of thing she would do. Don't believe a word of it!!!"
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11 comments:

Tiffany said...

Mmm, picture isn't coming up, but I would love to see it. Boy howdy sounds like you have a great family love, and an even more terrific dog.:O)

Noelle said...

WOWEE! You are one hot...hmmm... don't know quite how to finish that phrase! ;) But you sure look fab as a "scarlet ex-wife." How did Lewis keep his hands off of you?! Love ya-N

John and Stephanie's blog said...

I kept wanting to ask you if those were your eyelashes.

The make up made them look really long.

EarlGirl said...

They were my own eyelashes, I just had an unholy amount of black eyeliner and mascara on. It was such a relief to get that off!

Michelle Stott said...

Wow, is that really you. That picture is great and looks like you had a great time.

alicia said...

Didn't you wear that outfit to a homecoming dance? Ha ha ha. You look divine!

Kimi said...

I could totally imagine you playing it up!! You're a hotty!

Dweezleboss said...

Great save, Earlgirl. With such a picture, what else could I do?

Home of the Muddy Kids said...

You look a lot better as a blond than I do when I wore a wig to be Storm. You'll have to keep the boa around for when my big girl visits. She'll twirl in the boa and steal your lipstick too. (o:

Kimberly said...

Hot Stuff!

Very impressive look, you pull it off so very well...

lovecat said...

Wow miss that is an interesting new look for you! I'm sure your performance breath taking!