My son Dainon has just started going to dances. He has mastered the smooth art of conversing with the fairer sex throughout a three minute song. Apparently, that's not all he's learned. He imparted some secret man wisdom to me the other night that left me speechless.
Want to know how to impress a girl at a dance?
Wait for it....
Wait for it...........
You dance with her fat friend.
What I Learned...
4 years ago
8 comments:
How wise they are at 14. More college boys should take that advice.
AHHH! This is so funny. It cracked me up I have to say.
Dude....that's smooth!
OH, that's good! I'll have to share that idea with my Nate. His secret to Stake Dance success is to get a group of boys, 3-4, and then the group finds a group of girls of the same number (which is not hard because they all stand around in herds) and then each boy takes a turn asking for a dance on behalf of all the boys. "Excuse me, would you 4 girls like to dance with us 4 boys?" Basically it comes down to only having to ask a girl to dance every 4 songs but really getting to dance every song. They love it and I actually think it is genius. I love these boys that include all the girls and make everyone feel important, worthy, and included. Three cheers for yours and mine!
No way! Now, there's a bright boy :) Good luck with all that he has in store for you! Hillarious!
That is so funny! lol He is such a crazy kid. But sadly it is probably a very smooth tactic. :)
I bet you are so excited about the other four ALSO becoming teenagers! Awesome boys, but may the Force be with you!
Oh, lovely!
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