Monday, October 19, 2009

Man Secrets Revealed

My son Dainon has just started going to dances. He has mastered the smooth art of conversing with the fairer sex throughout a three minute song. Apparently, that's not all he's learned. He imparted some secret man wisdom to me the other night that left me speechless.
Want to know how to impress a girl at a dance?




Wait for it....

















Wait for it...........








You dance with her fat friend.

8 comments:

Home of the Muddy Kids said...

How wise they are at 14. More college boys should take that advice.

The Bloxham Bunch said...

AHHH! This is so funny. It cracked me up I have to say.

Chella said...

Dude....that's smooth!

Tia Juana said...

OH, that's good! I'll have to share that idea with my Nate. His secret to Stake Dance success is to get a group of boys, 3-4, and then the group finds a group of girls of the same number (which is not hard because they all stand around in herds) and then each boy takes a turn asking for a dance on behalf of all the boys. "Excuse me, would you 4 girls like to dance with us 4 boys?" Basically it comes down to only having to ask a girl to dance every 4 songs but really getting to dance every song. They love it and I actually think it is genius. I love these boys that include all the girls and make everyone feel important, worthy, and included. Three cheers for yours and mine!

My Three Sons said...

No way! Now, there's a bright boy :) Good luck with all that he has in store for you! Hillarious!

Jenny said...

That is so funny! lol He is such a crazy kid. But sadly it is probably a very smooth tactic. :)

Renee said...

I bet you are so excited about the other four ALSO becoming teenagers! Awesome boys, but may the Force be with you!

Kimberly said...

Oh, lovely!